pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

• less wrinkles
• yayyyy organization
• it is done

cons

• right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

Mary Oliver, excerpt from “Poem 133: The Summer Day”

Call Me By Fire S3 | Jeff's Dreaded Dance Ordeal

Bless him, he is so darn cute. He really said I'll take one for the team, and immediately regretted everything. His NO. NO. had me in stitches. You poor thing.

Whilst Tiger Hu absolutely killed me with his commentary: "Please don't allow this programme to mislead you into thinking that just through hard work alone you can surpass the effort of others who have been honing their craft for 10+ years. NO. It's not a matter of having courage, which I do have. But being brave and certain death are two different things."

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

Call Me By Fire S3 | Dancing for Team Honour

When all the non-dancing team captains volunteer for a bonus round song + dance battle. I love how the director was straight up like: 'What on earth is going on? Why did no one think strategically here?? Didn't some of you say you'd rather die than dance? We're not going to dumb down the choreography for any of you by the way.'

Call Me By Fire S3 | Lead like Captain Jeff

He's so precious and earnest at everything, I die. Apparently, the new team motto is WHERE'S THE TOILET? (It's a useful phrase for him to learn in Chinese guys, let's face it).

10/? favorite moments from Red, White & Royal Blue (2023)

Bat cat will star in this months patron stickers

[17'S] SEVENTEEN TOUR 'FOLLOW' TO JAPAN

いつもSEVENTEENの心をFOLLOWするCARATのみなさん💎💕

11月・12月の公演も期待してくださいね😉✨

I do. God help me I do

hes so funny im obsessed

“It’s literally impossible to be a woman.

You are so beautiful, and so smart, and it kills me that you don't think you're good enough. Like, we have to always be extraordinary, but somehow, we're always doing it wrong?

You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you wanna be thin. You have to say you wanna be healthy, but also, you have to BE THIN.

You have to have money, but you can't ask for money because that's crass.

You have to be a boss, but you can't be mean.

You have to lead, but you can't squash other people's ideas.

You're supposed to love being a mother, but don't talk about your kids all the damn time.

You have to be a career woman, but also, always be looking out for other people.

You have to answer for men's bad behavior, which is INSANE, but if you point that out, you're accused of complaining!

You're supposed to stay pretty for men, but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you're supposed to be a part of the sisterhood, but ALWAYS STAND OUT and ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL. But never forget that the system is rigged, so find a way to acknowledge that but ALSO, always be grateful!

You have to never get old. Never be rude. Never show off. Never be selfish. Never fall down. Never fail. Never show fear. Never get OUT OF LINE. It's too hard! It's too contradictory, and nobody gives you a medal or says 'thank you!' And it turns out, in fact, that not only are you doing everything wrong, but also, everything is your fault.

I'm just so tired of watching myself, and every single other woman tie herself into knots, so that people will like us.

And if all of that, is also true for a doll just representing a woman, then I don't even know." -Gloria the barbie movie

this is it. this is exactly it oh my god.

This is the speech. Write it on every goddamn wall out there.